• bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from
  • "

    Dear me,

    one day I’ll make you proud.

    "
    Charlotte Eriksson (via gracefully-found)

    sassykardashian:

    my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

    yungneako:

Preach

    himchanspenus:

    Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

    babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

    clraft:

    how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

    like:

    • garbage cans
    • dog shit
    • asshole people
    • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

    [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

    captainarlert:

    "Imagine your otp-"

    Which one